Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.