Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D on April 10, 2010

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika on September 2, 2009

They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.

Submitted by: Alan on November 3, 2010

Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Submitted by: kenny on August 7, 2010

When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.

Submitted by: Jack Daniels on December 5, 2010

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Submitted by: John Lane on May 21, 2008

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart on October 1, 2011

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan on January 25, 2013

I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

Submitted by: Messy Jessie on January 27, 2008

Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.

Submitted by: John Lane on May 21, 2008

When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.

Submitted by: CSOTO on March 29, 2009

I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt

Submitted by: mannu on March 13, 2008

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net on March 20, 2009

You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.

Submitted by: jessie on June 24, 2009

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