Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Submitted by: kimchi

Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack

I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

Submitted by: Prince

Don’t Drink And Drive . Give Me The Drink And Drive Me Home

Submitted by: joe

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
– Thomas L. Masson


Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
– Finley Peter Dunne

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY … BUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes you StUnbLiN nD sAys you bEttEr ChUgg ThAt… YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!

Submitted by: LADYBIGMOUTH

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy

Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

Submitted by: Mirjam

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Submitted by: Dennis

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