In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.” – Ernest Hemingway
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is: When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.
Drink like a fish. Smoke like a chimney.. Tomorrow is another day..
People make peace easily with their enemies when they are drunk.
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. – Jim Carrey
In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.
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