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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

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I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…

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I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

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Drink like a fish.
Smoke like a chimney..
Tomorrow is another day..

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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

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I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

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People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

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Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

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My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

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Life is too short to stay sober.

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If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!

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Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

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She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them.
– Jane Austen

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Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.

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I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
– Rodney Dangerfield

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I don’t sleep, I pass out.

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Alcohol is not a solution, but a temporary escape from reality.

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