Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo on June 4, 2010

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak on May 6, 2009

Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.

Submitted by: Donnie Morris on December 25, 2010

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking

Submitted by: kenya on February 6, 2009

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut on November 2, 2009

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits on June 3, 2013

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen on July 29, 2012

When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi on August 17, 2009

If drinking and driving is against the law, why do they have parking at clubs and pubs?

Submitted by: Teogo on December 14, 2010

So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
Alexandre Dumas

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k on January 25, 2013

If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?

Submitted by: Ian V. on May 4, 2009

The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming on March 21, 2009

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