My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.
Drinking makes the mind go sober.
I Have No Drinking Problems. I Drink … I Get Drunk … I Fall Down … No Problem :- )
Alcohol makes you feel like you’re a breeze in life, it’s there to make the bad things go away for just a second but you always come back to reality and find yourself alone without a life.
Don’t blame alcohol for drunk driving…blame the person who invented the wheel!
Son, we found blood in your alcohol stream…
I don’t drunk with dance people!
I drink till I can’t see any more.i drink till I can’t walk. I drink till I hit the floor.i drink till I am sick. Then I still get up and drink some more
A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
Alcohol makes me brave.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water. – Galileo Galilei
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
11. Thou shall not spilleth thy beer.
I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
He who drinks gets drunk He who gets drunk falls asleep He who falls asleep does not sin He who does not sin goes to heaven So let us all drink and go to heaven ……
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
The true cost of alcohol is not just in the physical damage it causes, but also in the emotional and psychological toll it takes.
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