I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
He who drinks gets drunk He who gets drunk falls asleep He who falls asleep does not sin He who does not sin goes to heaven So let us all drink and go to heaven ……
My doctor says my alcohol level is dangerously low.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. – Rodney Dangerfield
Happy hour is any hour with vodka.
Take me drunk im home !
Let him get drunk…And later, he will confess the truth.
Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:
Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.
Vodka . . . Like water, only better.
I’m sotaly tober.
I don’t drink and drive… I drive in between sips!!
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. – Lord Byron
No police officer I don’t drink and drive it’s illegal… I drive and drink!
The true cost of alcohol is not just in the physical damage it causes, but also in the emotional and psychological toll it takes.
Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P
If your beer hits the floor, send your girl out the door.
Is the glass is half empty or half full? Who cares? Just drink the beer and move on with life!
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
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