Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Don’t Worry…I’m SOTALLY TOBER!

Submitted by: Leo.Y

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep

I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela

Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
W.C. Fields

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi

Love you lots like vodka shots but not as much as tequila.

Submitted by: SASHA

I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr

Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit

Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.

Submitted by: kolai

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.

Submitted by: Seven

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