Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.

Submitted by: Chris Shepherd on June 26, 2011

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy on November 5, 2011

It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan on April 30, 2010

My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!

Submitted by: Mugambi on May 12, 2010

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby on January 1, 2012

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett on August 27, 2012

Make it a night you won’t forget, not one you can’t remember.

Submitted by: swibiru on October 5, 2009

I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……

Submitted by: Spencer on August 7, 2009

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro on April 18, 2012

Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.

Submitted by: Bob on September 13, 2008

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven on September 29, 2011

A beer a day keeps the salary away.

Submitted by: duard on March 12, 2011

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce on July 24, 2012

Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah on January 15, 2012

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

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