Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:
Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.
I have all day sober to Sunday up!
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
Take me drunk, I am home!!
She only drinks when she’s awake and then only on those days that end in Y. I’ve never seen her drunk enough to fall off the floor. Where’s the problem here?
Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. – Honore de Balzac
I drink so that I cannot lie
I’m sotaly tober.
I am awake, I might as well be drinking.
I don’t drink to get drunk…I drink to get awesome.
When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.
I’m not an alcoholic…it’s just called being fun.
Don’t talk to me if you can’t buy me a drink.
I have an alcohol problem…problem is, I can’t get enough of the stuff.
If your beer hits the floor, send your girl out the door.
You now you’re drunk when you pour the beer down you’re through because you are lying on your back and can’t lift your head.
Let him get drunk…And later, he will confess the truth.
A question stuck into my mind, that is there any bar in the hell?
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
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