Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question !

Submitted by: Kate on October 14, 2008

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee on November 22, 2014

I like to have a martini,
two at the very most,
after three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (lives on)

Submitted by: sandra on October 13, 2007

Parent says don’t drink
Friends says don’t drink
Cops says don’t drink
Are they saving it for themselves?

Submitted by: mannu on March 13, 2008

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox on September 18, 2008

Ociffer you hass too listening to me, I swear to drunk I am not god!

Submitted by: anni c on November 15, 2007

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!
– Homer Simpson

Submitted by: Kirsti-lou on February 15, 2008

Help! I fell and I can’t reach my vodka.

Submitted by: .:kaeley:. on December 6, 2007

When life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Submitted by: xoxNINAxox on March 26, 2008

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

Submitted by: Sammers on January 5, 2008

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

The doctors found some blood in my alchohol stream.

Submitted by: Jonny J on February 19, 2008

I could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or I could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Submitted by: kevin/dylan on October 6, 2008

Im not an alcoholic…i just go to the meetings to meet new drinking buddies!!

Submitted by: syd on September 12, 2008

Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee on February 21, 2014

I don’t have a drinking problem, it’s you who have a problem with my drinking.

Submitted by: Daniel on August 20, 2010

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee on November 22, 2014

My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.

Submitted by: Tarun Pinto on January 10, 2009

Alcohol: Some Of The Best Times You’ll Never Remember = )

Submitted by: Kirsty = ] on July 18, 2008

You ask if the glass is half empty or half full,
I ask “Are you gonna finish that beer?”

Submitted by: Sammers on January 5, 2008

D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN on December 4, 2007

Why do you need a Driver’s License to buy Liquor when you Can’t Drink and Drive?

Submitted by: JIngMac on May 19, 2009

Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz on October 5, 2007

Drink triple, see double, and act single.

Submitted by: Spider-Net on March 20, 2009

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman on November 15, 2007

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Submitted by: Carl on November 6, 2007

This may be the beer talking, but I love beer.

Submitted by: K-Fed on June 19, 2008

Rehab is for quiters

Submitted by: luke on August 20, 2008

People say I have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,

Submitted by: tracey on September 29, 2008

You know your drunk when you call your friend on your phone and tell him you can’t find your phone.

Submitted by: billy weiher on March 28, 2010

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