Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry

So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.
Alexandre Dumas

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

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I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee on November 22, 2014

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee on November 22, 2014

I can’t afford vacation, so I am just going to drink until I don’t know where I am.

I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on May 8, 2014

Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee on February 21, 2014

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman on September 29, 2013

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,
NO PROBLEM!

5 Rules of Alcohol
1. Open bar is a dangerous game. Respect it.
2. Vodka can be mixed up with anything. Even more vodka.
3. Tequila changes people.
4. If you do something really stupid, never say that you are drunk. Unless you’re not.
5. If he/she’s still ugly after the 7th beer, give up.

Life is better when you are drunk.

Half drunk is waste of money.

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits on June 3, 2013

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns on May 12, 2013
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When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

Submitted by: lihleG on May 6, 2013

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert on April 11, 2013

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k on January 25, 2013

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan on January 25, 2013

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