I drink to forget that I smoke.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Whisky or wine? I really don’t even care if that ryhmes, but since I’m on a role give me a shot of both.
Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.
I drink so that I cannot lie
A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
I’m sotally tober ossifer!!
No matter how far you go down the right road, you can always turn around and go to the dance bar and get some beer.
Me: Yes officer is anything wrong? Officer: No I was just wondering if you have any beer left?? Me: Yes we do.. But you have to fix my DUI Officer: Give me the beer This really happen but he never fixed my DUI
…..Whisky Is Risky…..
I love you almost as much as I love alcohol… ALMOST…
I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.
Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.
To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
You know you are drunk, when you walk into a door you didn’t see. You know you are drunk, when you wake in the morning and don’t know what you did the night before.
I’m on a diet, I only drink on days ending in y now.
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t. – Robert Ruffer
I only drink on 1 occasion……….always.
The best kind of alcohol is the kind that makes you forget.
It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!
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