Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Submitted by: Drew on December 6, 2012

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
W.C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields


Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

I don’t have a drinking problem. I’m just really thirsty.

Submitted by: :) on September 19, 2012

In vino veritas – in wine there is truth.

Submitted by: Richard on September 6, 2012

A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!

Submitted by: malvi on September 4, 2012

I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.

Submitted by: Justin Scarlett on August 27, 2012

Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr on August 11, 2012

Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.

Submitted by: Whaaaat!! on August 5, 2012

Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?

Submitted by: Kristen on July 29, 2012

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce on July 24, 2012

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young on July 11, 2012

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