Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer

Submitted by: Robert Ruffer on November 27, 2011

You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck on November 20, 2011

I have an alcohol problem…problem is, I can’t get enough of the stuff.

Submitted by: j.gmck on November 20, 2011

Boy: What is the secret to a long life?
Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!

Submitted by: lo foxy on November 14, 2011

Party all night, drink all day maybe that would make the hangover go away.

Submitted by: %crazy star% on November 5, 2011

If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy on November 5, 2011

There’s no beer in heaven, we might as well drink it here.

Submitted by: Chris on October 31, 2011

I’m gonna fight you with one hand. But if you spill my beer, I’m using both.

Submitted by: thedood on October 30, 2011

I’m sotaly tober.

Submitted by: famous4life on October 30, 2011

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie on October 28, 2011

There is a liquid Photoshop for men and it’s called Alcohol.

Submitted by: The joker on October 27, 2011

I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness on October 26, 2011

You never know what you’re missing until you start drinking alcohol.

Submitted by: chikks on October 24, 2011

Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.

Submitted by: Tebello Evans London on October 21, 2011

Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.

Submitted by: rookie0117 on October 20, 2011

When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.

Submitted by: eisenheim23 on October 13, 2011

Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.

Submitted by: eisenheim23 on October 13, 2011

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

Submitted by: bart on October 1, 2011

It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!

Submitted by: aiden on September 29, 2011

I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.

Submitted by: Steven on September 29, 2011

Alcohol makes everything better!! SOUTH CAROLINA GIRLS, do it big or go home.

Submitted by: Brittney Trevino on September 12, 2011

I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Submitted by: johnnyblayz on September 10, 2011

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay on September 8, 2011

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12 on September 5, 2011

Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.

Submitted by: rash on September 3, 2011

A night to never forget is one you can hardly remember.

Submitted by: miranda on September 1, 2011

Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P

Submitted by: akash on August 27, 2011

Drinking solves my drinking problem.

Submitted by: brant on August 20, 2011

Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.

Submitted by: Cal on July 28, 2011

Is the glass is half empty or half full?
Who cares? Just drink the beer and move on with life!

Submitted by: Beyond Lazy on July 15, 2011

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