The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I only drink on two days when it rains & when it doesn’t.
They advise me not to drink every day, so I just do it every night.
One drink is too many and a thousands not enough
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
When the whiskey goes in the truth comes out.
When you’re drunk, you notice the Earth really spins.
I don’t make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don’t know where I am.
Alcohol – Some of the best times you’ll never remember.
Get drunk and laugh at the world
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim. – Ann Landers
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
You call me an alcoholic but I call it a damn good time.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Drink with modesty, but never drink with anger.
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