Alcohol Quotes | Witty Quotes on the Joy of Drinking - Page 8

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields

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I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

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Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill

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Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

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Drink till she looks cute…!!

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I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

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We’re all addicted to something that takes away the pain.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Lee Entrekin

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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

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They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

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Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

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I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

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Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

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A L C _ H _ L
Sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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