Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer.

Submitted by: Mark Abela xD on September 12, 2009

Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!

Submitted by: Kitty on December 17, 2008

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard on December 11, 2008

The whole world is about three drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.


Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Catherine Zandonella

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Samuel Johnson

I stopped drinking for a while, Then I woke up

Submitted by: Mase on January 28, 2009

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Nancy Astor

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
– William Temple


Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1 on February 15, 2010

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Robert E. Lee

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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