There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend. – Gerard Way
You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. – Dean Martin
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. – W.C. Fields
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly. – George R.R. Martin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.
Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
A L C _ H _ L Sometimes alcohol is the answer.
Alcohol is the answer. What was the question?
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