Alcohol Quotes | Witty Quotes on the Joy of Drinking - Page 8

There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

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I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

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You know you are drunk when you think the bartender is making your drinks weaker.

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
– W.C. Fields

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I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill

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Drink till she looks cute…!!

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Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
– George R.R. Martin

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Alcohol is not for sale to under 18 years, they get it free.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

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I only drink on three days; Saturdays; Sundays and Weekdays

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Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

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A L C _ H _ L
Sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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Alcohol is the answer.
What was the question?

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