Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

You drink, get drunk, party hard, get hangover the next morning, then you decide not to drink again, but as your system starts running up and fine, you do it again. That’s how human nature works.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Submitted by: Spider-Net

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Submitted by: oooolalo

Rehab is for Quitters!

Submitted by: JenJen

I drink to forget I drink.
– Joe E. Lewis

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

I don’t have a drinking problem.
I drink,
I get drunk,
I pass out,

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay

Drinking and Driving is so dangerous. Yesterday I hand signaled to turn and some guy stole my beer.

Submitted by: Wilke van Greunen

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

Get drunk and laugh at the world

Submitted by: me

I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.

Submitted by: wallace

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