Annoying People Quotes and Sayings

At Home:
I want to go out, I want friends.

When I go out:
I want to go home, I hate people.

If I could unmeet some people I would.

Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!

Submitted by: haopu on November 24, 2016

Sometimes some people need a high five.
On the head.
With a sledgehammer.

Submitted by: Savana on October 18, 2016

We don’t even talk to each other and yet you still manage to somehow f**k up my day.

Submitted by: laliya elongo on October 18, 2016

12 am call from a friend.
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Nope, I just like dancing at midnight while everyone is asleep.

Submitted by: Nosipho on July 24, 2016

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.


All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right.

Good advice is often annoying – bad advice never is

The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.

Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.

I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.

No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.


Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!

Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked “what’s wrong with you?” several times.

The most annoying person is one who annoys even when he is not around.

Everyone has a friend who doesn’t get the hint when it’s time to go home.

Isn’t it annoying when person calls you only when he needs something? That’s exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He should feel?

Annoying person – one who asks you again if you don’t reply to email within seconds.

Person who complains about others being annoying is just as annoying.

If you wish to lose an annoying visitor – lend him money.

Everybody wishes to find that one special person to annoy for the rest of life.


Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.

Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us.
– Neal Stephenson

“Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?”
“Cant help it. It’s the company I keep.”
– Kamila Shamsie

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
– Harold Coffin

I don’t hate you, you’re just the most annoying person in my life.
– Rebecca Sparrow

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