American humorist
Laugh now, cry later. – Erma Bombeck
Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere. – Erma Bombeck
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. – Erma Bombeck
Families aren’t easy to join. They’re like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant. – Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck
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