Quotes by George Carlin

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
– George Carlin

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point
– George Carlin

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
– George Carlin

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
– George Carlin

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
– George Carlin

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