American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise. – Mark Twain
I can live for two months on a good compliment. – Mark Twain
God created war so that Americans would learn geography. – Mark Twain
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. – Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain
Better a broken promise than none at all. – Mark Twain
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. – Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. – Mark Twain
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. – Mark Twain
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain
The secret to getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. – Mark Twain
An occasional compliment is necessary to keep up one’s self- respect – Mark Twain
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. – Mark Twain
The Bible is a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology – Mark Twain
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty- four. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot of acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime. – Mark Twain
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. – Mark Twain
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