Mark Twain Quotes - Page 6

American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.

India has 2,000,000 gods, and worships them all. In religion other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.
– Mark Twain

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There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible.
– Mark Twain

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
– Mark Twain

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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
– Mark Twain

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Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
– Mark Twain

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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can’t find anybody who can tell me what they want.
– Mark Twain

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The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.
– Mark Twain

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It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.
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