Quotes by Sam Levenson

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
– Sam Levenson

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If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
– Sam Levenson

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Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.
– Sam Levenson

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I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
– Sam Levenson

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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
– Sam Levenson

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The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
– Sam Levenson

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Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
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You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
– Sam Levenson

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Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
– Sam Levenson

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It’s a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn’t consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
– Sam Levenson

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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.
– Sam Levenson

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