Quotes by W.C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
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I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son- of- a b*tch, I forget it.
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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time — and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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There are three things in life that are extremely hard ;
steel, a diamond, and to know oneself.
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