A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope
Good Banking is produced not by good laws, but by good bankers. – Hartley Withers
I went to the bank today and said I would like to open a joint account. She replied no problem sir with who is the joint account with. Anyone with lots of money I replied.
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.
What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht
Because bankers measure their self-worth in money, and pay themselves a lot of it, they think they’re fine fellows and don’t need to explain themselves. -James Buchan
Money never declines. Money just moves. – Dick Kovacevich
The only good loan is one that gets paid back. – Robert Wilmers
Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water. – Jaffar Hussein
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. – E. Joseph Cossman
What’s breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? – Bertolt Brecht
I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They’re first in with their fees and first out when there’s trouble. – Harvey Goldsmith
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name. – Paula Poundstone
Banks do not create money for the public good. They are businesses owned by private shareholders. Their purpose is to make a profit. – John Rogers
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. – Thomas Jefferson
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning. – Henry Ford
It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. – Bertolt Brecht
Banking is necessary. Banks are not. – Wells Fargo
The inescapable truth in that there are just too many banks in this country chasing too few customers. – Dick Rosenberg
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