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Kanye West Quoted Begging Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Page for $1Billion USD

Kanye West is some stupid rap hip hop star or whatever, his singing was once good, but now its turned to crap and screaming. However, music aside, talented or not, he has turned into a douche bag and that’s why nobody is liking him anymore. One of the more notable incidents was when he stopped a concert because a disabled guy in a wheel chair wouldn’t stand up… and then to make things stop the disabled guy waved his prosthetic leg in the air. See here from this video:

Now recently the problem has grown where he has tweeted on his twitter. He asked Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Facebook for $1 billion dollars which makes no sense and has no valuation whatsoever.

“Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas” -@kanyewest

After no response, he starts it off again by saying I know its your birthday, but call me, but really Mark Zuckerberg’s birthday is in May according to the wiki.

“Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw…” -@kanyewest

When Zuckerberg didn’t give any immediate response again, Kanye then begged the world to get his attention.

“World, please tweet, FaceTime, Facebook, instagram, whatever you gotta do to get Mark to support me…” -@kanyewest

Then, just when you thought he couldn’t be any more of a beggar, this happened:

“Mark, I am publicly asking you for help…” -@kanyewest

The guy tweets that he is in need of help during his time in need. I’m sure he is really in need, his wife is a millionaire with fur coats that he gave her…

Still no response from Zuckerberg, so then he asks for the billionaire founder of Google, Larry Page:

“hey Larry Page I’m down for your help too …” -@kanyewest

Mark Zuckerberg, Kanye West, and Larry Page

After no response from the Silicon Valley Billionaires, he starts hating on the main city:

“All you dudes in San Fran play rap music in your homes but never help the real artists…” -@kanyewest

But dumbest of all is when he calls Africa a country. Everyone knows Africa is a continent of countries like Nigeria, Ghana and Egypt, yet listen to this guy… coming from a black guy himself, he should know about Africa. But even Russell Peters once said, African Americans are not African at all..

“you’d rather open up one school in Africa like you really helped the country…” -@kanyewest

Kanye West says that he’s $53M in debt, but its probably not really the case, and even if he was, he could easily sell his assets or get some money from his wife..

“I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart…” -@kanyewest

The fact that he is in that much debt shows that he has some money management problems. Its like a credit history, no one will lend you money if you don’t look capable enough to pay it back.. Yet this guy Kanye over here shows his shitty money management skills in this damaging tweet:

“Also for anyone that has money they know the first rule is to use other people’s money.” -@kanyewest

What are you guys’s thoughts on this topic, share your input below in the comment section.

Stupid, but Funny Quotes by Donald Trump

“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America.” –Donald Trump

This is in reference to when U.S. President Bill Clinton had sexual relations with some assistant intern Monica Lewinsky. He is saying that Monica had to take over the duties which Hillary should have been able to fulfill. Subsequently Bill Clinton was impeached, but many Americans greatly regretted it years later as the overall U.S. economy was in a much more healthier condition at the time.

“You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” –Donald Trump

This is how he describes wife and objectifies her, unless he is talking about himself which is a bit conceited. This leads to the next quote.

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” –Donald Trump

Beauty is one thing, though he is always criticized on his receding hairline and people wonder if he is wearing a wig.


He talks all the time about being very rich, but just how rich is he really? Is rate of growth is at the bottom as compared to many rich guys, and he started out rich with handy downs from his father unlike many other of the top rich guys. Notable guys with top rate of growth according to Business Insider, Larry Ellison founder of Oracle. Oracle is everywhere in use on nearly every website in the world, phones, applications, banks, train systems, airports, all are using Oracle based systems. Bill Gates Another noteworthy billionaire co-founder of Microsoft, the operating systems are used on nearly every desktop computer used.


“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” –Donald Trump

Weird and conceited especially for him to talk about them flirting unconsciously, weird.

“I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” –Donald Trump

Donald said this when asked how he would react if Ivanka posed for Playboy. Kind of weird for Donald to be talking about Ivanka like that, isn’t it?

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