Clever Quotes and Sayings

Don’t paint a wall with a toothbrush simply because it’s called a brush.
Kelvin Osaghae

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Submitted by: Lilly on July 1, 2018

You don’t know what you don’t know until you know it.

He was bright enough to be clever but too undisciplined to be intelligent.
Alan Robert Neal

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A miser is a person who is reluctant to spend and saves for those who will bury him.

Submitted by: Vikrant Parsai on February 4, 2016

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Submitted by: Gracie on January 17, 2016

If it weren’t for Mondays, we’d all hate Tuesdays.

Submitted by: A Parker on January 14, 2016

“I’m a ninja.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Did you see that?”
“See what?”

Submitted by: Unknown on October 21, 2015

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so i am changing myself.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

Cleverness is not wisdom.

Sometimes you need to act like a fool to fool the fools who think that they are fooling you.

Submitted by: dubemco on September 27, 2015

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Albert Schweitzer

You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!

Submitted by: Jacqueline nambiar on November 13, 2014

When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac on March 9, 2014

Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath on February 4, 2014

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR. on September 29, 2013

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara on September 8, 2013

If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara on September 8, 2013

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas on August 14, 2013

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy on July 19, 2013

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy on July 19, 2013

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan on May 25, 2013

You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia on May 17, 2013

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

Submitted by: Kassi on February 15, 2013

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian) on January 11, 2013

If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr on December 14, 2012

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan on December 11, 2012

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