Clever Quotes and Sayings

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!

Submitted by: shipra on October 10, 2009

Over analysis creates paralysis.

Submitted by: prplraines on October 6, 2011

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus

Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends.
The glass is half full when it has been filled halfway. The glass is half empty when it was full and half of it was emptied.
There. Doesn’t that make sense?

Submitted by: sarah on April 24, 2011

When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.

Submitted by: malfman21 on December 5, 2009

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

Submitted by: Naila Boo on October 19, 2012

There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.

Submitted by: Miguel Torres on October 11, 2010

Visits always give pleasure…
If not the arrival, the departure.

Submitted by: Debbie DiSibio on April 10, 2011

A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.

Submitted by: iyad on February 13, 2010

There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth

Submitted by: Some guy who has so much spare time on May 13, 2008

“its better to know what you think you know, then
not to know nothing at all”

Submitted by: mr. alamin on May 14, 2008

He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.

Submitted by: Becky on April 13, 2010

Skill is luck becoming a habit.

Submitted by: dan bury on April 25, 2010

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