Clever Quotes and Sayings

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I am not always right but I am never wrong.

Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.