Clever Quotes and Sayings

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Submitted by: Rikku on November 4, 2012

When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.

Submitted by: stubsandstubby on October 21, 2012

If life gives you lemons. Eat carrots.

Submitted by: Naila Boo on October 19, 2012

The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.

Submitted by: some guy on September 23, 2012

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers on August 14, 2012
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The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

Submitted by: cattDaDDy on July 27, 2012

It’s not necessary to be educated, to be intelligent.

Submitted by: saloni on July 16, 2012

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena on May 24, 2012

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam

If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop on April 23, 2012

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1 on March 26, 2012
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I am not always right but I am never wrong.

Submitted by: Abolmore on March 13, 2012

Never value first impressions cos along with it comes deception.

Submitted by: nov-thirteen on February 29, 2012

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by: Adrian on February 24, 2012

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding on February 13, 2012

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