Clever Quotes and Sayings

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia on October 16, 2011

Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking

Submitted by: Richard on January 18, 2009

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb on January 22, 2010

If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.

Submitted by: James on May 11, 2008

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

Submitted by: Daniel Blair on March 5, 2009

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki on January 20, 2011

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle on December 27, 2009

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999 on July 4, 2011

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan on May 25, 2013

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald on April 1, 2008

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett on February 3, 2010

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey on May 25, 2011

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena on May 24, 2012

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi on June 18, 2011

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21 on December 5, 2009

If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed

Submitted by: Ben on December 1, 2007

If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.

Submitted by: Jared on December 18, 2007

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali on September 19, 2011

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis on August 24, 2011

Wise man speaks and the fools follows them

Submitted by: Alison Galea on November 1, 2007

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate on August 16, 2008

If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.

Submitted by: Ken on March 16, 2009

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob on May 9, 2009

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski on September 15, 2008

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe on June 9, 2009

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins on March 29, 2011

All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…

Submitted by: sumit on December 12, 2008

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred on June 23, 2008

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David on June 8, 2009

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

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