Clever Quotes and Sayings

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James on February 10, 2012

Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.

Submitted by: Nicci on February 9, 2012

Technology is not complete if I can’t download money.

Submitted by: Olanrewaju john ayorinde on January 26, 2012

The grass is always greener on the other side, but what if I’m already on the other side.

Submitted by: morras on January 4, 2012

Early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the bird.

Submitted by: J.S. on December 23, 2011

He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.

Submitted by: Danielle on December 21, 2011

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob on December 20, 2011

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake on December 13, 2011

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin on November 19, 2011

Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.

Submitted by: Boma on November 8, 2011

When in doubt, mumble.

Submitted by: Rockmesam on October 28, 2011

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy on October 17, 2011

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia on October 16, 2011

I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.

Submitted by: Jailyn on October 9, 2011

Over analysis creates paralysis.

Submitted by: prplraines on October 6, 2011

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