They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O
Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;)
Guy: BIG SOCKS!
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.