There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.
If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.
Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.
Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me? Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?
They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?
Speed Kills, Kills Time…
The early bird catches the early worm…
Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.
They say it’s always in the last place that you look OF COURSE! Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.
Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;) Girl: No?? Guy: BIG SOCKS!
What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
Skill is luck becoming a habit.
Do you have a hole in your sock? If not, how do you get your foot inside it? :)
He who smiles in the face of adversity clearly has a scapegoat.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
They say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Well I’m here to tell you, if my grass was being watered twice a day, it would be pretty green.
A poor man with weird habits is an idiot, a rich man with weird habits is eccentric.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
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