Clever Quotes and Sayings

If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.

Submitted by: Adamf on November 3, 2010

Most people who drive in a hurry are never in a hurry.

Submitted by: emmanuel Oboh on October 26, 2010

There’s no “I” in team, there’s no “we” in team either.

Submitted by: Miguel Torres on October 11, 2010

If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.

Submitted by: pearl on September 28, 2010

Cation to anion. “Why are you always so negative?”.

Submitted by: kornelas on September 9, 2010

Girl- If you really do get rich will you ever remember me?
Guy- If I don’t will you remember me?

Submitted by: Neil. G. on September 4, 2010

They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?

Submitted by: Emily M. on September 4, 2010

Speed Kills, Kills Time…

Submitted by: Ken Maher on August 30, 2010

The early bird catches the early worm…

Submitted by: dvillarjr on August 18, 2010

Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.

Submitted by: sport addict chic on August 2, 2010

They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!

Submitted by: bree berry on July 21, 2010

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it.

Submitted by: Bob on June 28, 2010

Spoon feeding teaches us nothing, except the shape of the spoon.

Submitted by: lady in black on June 12, 2010

He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.

Submitted by: Hassan Mehanna on June 10, 2010

I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.

Submitted by: i love my baby boy forevers on June 9, 2010

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