Clever Quotes and Sayings

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David on June 8, 2009

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place

Submitted by: DeAnna_starfish on September 30, 2007

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are? on September 29, 2009

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith on February 16, 2009

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal on June 7, 2011

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor on December 31, 2009

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1 on March 26, 2012

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin on November 19, 2011

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James on February 10, 2012

If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee on May 4, 2009

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D. on June 10, 2009

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers on August 14, 2012

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob on December 20, 2011

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS on September 3, 2009

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