A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B. – Fats Domino
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.
I have never let schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
College isn’t the place to go for ideas. – Helen Keller
You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think. – Elbert Hubbard
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. – Robert Frost
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library. – Shelby Foote
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors. – Louisa May Alcott
The average Ph.D. Thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. – J. Frank Dobie
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t. – L.L. Hendren
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000. – Leonard L Levinson
A college education shows a man how little other people know. – Thomas Chandler Haliburton
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? – David Wood
The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college. – William E. Vaughan
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt
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