Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
Unix never says ‘please’. – Rob Pike
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. – John F. Kennedy
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. – Mitch Ratcliffe
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind. – Joseph Weizenbaum
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. – J.H. Goldfuss
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
010011101 it’s not that we cannot explain , it’s just that you won’t understand it…
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
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