Computer Quotes, Sayings

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.


The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.


Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.

Submitted by: gagan

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…

In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe

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