I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. – Edsger W. Dijkstra
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. – John Pierce
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…
We BYTE People…A BIT at a time
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. – Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. – Pablo Picasso
Giga bite me
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things. – Phil Karlton
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
The pen might be mightier than the sword but the keyboard trumps them both.
Computers are perfect friends, they work with you when you work with them.
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
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