Divorce Quotes and Sayings

No, I’m not divorced but my parents are. They got divorced when I was seven years old. I wanna tell you that its hard. My parents dislike each other very much and its hard for me to grow up knowing that I am not completely full. But I wanna tell you something else. Be happy that they are divorced cause if they did it then they probably weren’t right for each other. Had they continued hiding the pain the emotions would fly out causing even more pain. So be grateful for what you do have.

Submitted by: @KimCoffee on March 29, 2017

Emotional abuse is the silent marriage killer.

Divorce was the only way to disprove his wife’s complaint that his standards were too low.
Alan Robert Neal

An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.
– Ann Landers

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
– Ann Landers


Confession may be good for the soul, but it’s an uncut Hope diamond for a divorce attorney.

My wife and I are preemptively making a list of whose side we’ll take when all our friends get divorced.

Divorce, because squeezing the toothpaste bottle in the middle is unforgivable.

To be fair, in most divorces the house is split evenly. The women get the inside, the men get the outside
– Bruce ‏

One of the hardest things in the world is pretending to be surprised that a friend is getting divorced.
– Julius Sharpe ‏

The judge said, “All the money, and we’ll just shorten it to ‘alimony.’”
– Robin Williams


It’s tough. After five years of marriage, it’s difficult to lose the one with the good credit rating.
– Rich Voss

When we got divorced, all my wife was willing to give me custody of was the yard work.
– Melanie White

Divorce, n. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
– Ambrose Bierce

Divorce, n: A bugle blast that separates the combatants and makes them fight at long range.
– Ambrose Bierce

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