A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.
Never knew it’d hurt this bad.
The easiest way to get a divorce is to be married.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping. – Mignon McLaughlin
Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted. – Richard Wagner
Divorce isn’t the child’s fault. Don’t say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you’re really just hurting the child. – Valerie Bertinelli
I thought the divorce statistics would never apply to me. I was beyond heartbroken when they did. But I got up and got on with it. I also kept my belief in marriage. – Jennifer Garner
Divorce is the price people pay for playing with matches.
You don’t sign up for a divorce when you get married. It’s very painful. But it’s taught me a great deal about myself. – Dwayne Johnson
Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry. – Hedy Lamarr
Confession may be good for the soul, but it’s an uncut Hope diamond for a divorce attorney.
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. – Wendy Liebman
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
I doubt if there is one married person on Earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.
When it comes to divorce, absence may not make the heart grow fonder, but it sure cuts down on the gunplay. – Eileen Courtney
If you really want to get to know someone, you have to divorce him. – Elizabeth Gilbert
Divorce is like cutting off a gangrened arm to save the rest of the body.
Anybody who’s been through a divorce will tell you that at one point they’ve thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn’t that major. – Oliver Stone
So many persons think divorce a panacea for every ill, who find out, when they try it, that the remedy is worse than the disease.
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