Quotes and Sayings about Doctors

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Submitted by: sammie on October 9, 2012

The best doctor gives the least medicines.
Benjamin Franklin

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Submitted by: Ethan on December 23, 2011

During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on August 6, 2013

The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.

One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau


Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.

Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum

The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
George Bernard Shaw

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.


Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
– Bonaparte

To me, there’s only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.
– Charles Barkely

The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.

Cure the disease and kill the patient.
– Bacon

Every patient is a doctor after his cure.

The two best physicians of them all – – Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.
– Gregory Dean Jr.

A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
– Leonard Louis Levinson

Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
Jodi Picoult

The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.
– Denis Diderot

The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George


The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
– Robert S. Mendelsohn

Nature is better than a middling doctor.

Never ask a surgeon whether you need an operation.
– Kocher

After all, a doctor is just to put your mind at rest.
– Petronius

Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.
– Heraclitus of Ephesus

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