Quotes and Sayings about Doctors

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Submitted by: sammie on October 9, 2012

The best doctor gives the least medicines.
Benjamin Franklin

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Submitted by: Ethan on December 23, 2011

During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on August 6, 2013

One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.


The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
George Bernard Shaw

Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum

Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.


Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
– Bonaparte

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