Quotes and Sayings about Doctors

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Submitted by: sammie on October 9, 2012

The best doctor gives the least medicines.
Benjamin Franklin

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Submitted by: Ethan on December 23, 2011

During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.”

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on August 6, 2013

The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.

One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
– Matthau


Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.

Doctors are great- – as long as you don’t need them.
– Edward E. Rosenbaum

The most tragic thing in the world is a sick doctor.
George Bernard Shaw

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
– Bonaparte


The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.

Cure the disease and kill the patient.
– Bacon

To me, there’s only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.
– Charles Barkely

Every patient is a doctor after his cure.

The two best physicians of them all – – Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.
– Gregory Dean Jr.

A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.
– Leonard Louis Levinson

Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
Jodi Picoult

The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.
– David Lloyd George

After all, a doctor is just to put your mind at rest.
– Petronius


The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.
– Denis Diderot

Never ask a surgeon whether you need an operation.
– Kocher

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
– Robert S. Mendelsohn

Nature is better than a middling doctor.

Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.
– Heraclitus of Ephesus

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