Facebook Status Quotes

What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.

Submitted by: luz (= on June 17, 2012

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Submitted by: bailey on May 30, 2012

Facebook should have a “Please stop writing stupid encouraging messages” button.

Submitted by: natti on May 26, 2012

I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D

Submitted by: kelly on May 21, 2012

Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.

Submitted by: Arnold1968 on May 8, 2012
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There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.

Submitted by: Jayadeep.V. Nair on May 8, 2012

Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3

Submitted by: lauren on April 26, 2012

If I had 10 ice- cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.

Submitted by: Jonny Appleseed on April 11, 2012

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Submitted by: Hussein on April 8, 2012

School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei on April 6, 2012

When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

Submitted by: Katie :) on March 27, 2012
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Facebook should have a ‘dislike’ button…I’d be going down my crushes/girlfriends page saying “dislike, dislike, dislike”.

Submitted by: Jennifer on March 23, 2012

If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.

Submitted by: Lizzyalla on March 19, 2012

Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.

Submitted by: Ryan on March 13, 2012

They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia on March 13, 2012

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