Facebook Status Quotes

Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison on January 4, 2012

I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

Submitted by: nezzzzzaa on December 21, 2011

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

Submitted by: Ryan :) on December 21, 2011

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl on December 16, 2011

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

Submitted by: Brighton Zephania on December 14, 2011

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag on December 10, 2011

Facebook should have a love button.

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison :) on December 6, 2011

I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.

Submitted by: prince f.fisher on November 28, 2011

Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

Submitted by: litlegymgirl on November 23, 2011

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason on November 17, 2011

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Submitted by: Marvo on November 16, 2011

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

Submitted by: manek on November 11, 2011

You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.

Submitted by: Dakotah. on November 8, 2011

I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”

Submitted by: Claudia on November 6, 2011

Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?

Submitted by: Lisa on October 18, 2011

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