Facebook Status Quotes

(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid on January 17, 2011

On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

Submitted by: Jess on February 18, 2012

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

47% of all statistics are worthless.

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.


Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast! on May 10, 2011

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

Submitted by: Katie :) on March 27, 2012

School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei on April 6, 2012

If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison on January 29, 2012

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

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