If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.
…of course take your time…not mine. I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP* …read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
Smile for me … Go ahead … Keep on smiling … Hmmm hmm you’re not too far from the stupidity line !!!!
Facebook should have a love button.
Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!
The question isn’t ‘what do we want to know about people?’, It’s,’What do people want to tell about themselves? – Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
Ntsakzin and 49 other friends have removed you from their friend list.
Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!
Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.
Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Truth be told, if you say you are not an objector, you are ranged against democracy. If you have a different point of view, say you are a dissenter. Post ten things on Facebook daily and say openly, ‘Yes, I have a difference of opinion.’ Being an objector is no crime. – Ravish Kumar
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
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