Quotes for your Facebook Status | Status Update Gems - Page 8

If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.

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School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money

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I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.

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…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)

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Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.

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Smile for me … Go ahead … Keep on smiling … Hmmm hmm you’re not too far from the stupidity line !!!!

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Facebook should have a love button.

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Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!

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The question isn’t ‘what do we want to know about people?’, It’s,’What do people want to tell about themselves?
– Mark Zuckerberg

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Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?

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Ntsakzin and 49 other friends have removed you from their friend list.

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Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.

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I’m quitting facebook to face my books…

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Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!

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Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!

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Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.

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Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.

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I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”

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Truth be told, if you say you are not an objector, you are ranged against democracy. If you have a different point of view, say you are a dissenter. Post ten things on Facebook daily and say openly, ‘Yes, I have a difference of opinion.’ Being an objector is no crime.
– Ravish Kumar

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Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.

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