He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Flirting: It’s called flirting when you are in a relationship but it is called being friendly when you are single.
Flirtationship : When you and your friend flirt non-stop, but you both know you’ll never really do anything.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Go up to a girl.
Guy walks away.
Girl chases him.
Girl- why did you just walk away.
Guy- because I didn’t deserve to stand next to you.
Guy- I hope you get all your wishes.
Girl- then you’ll have to stay by my side forever.