Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat on April 11, 2013

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan on April 11, 2013

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york on April 10, 2013

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx on March 23, 2013

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm on February 5, 2013
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You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju on February 5, 2013

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa on February 5, 2013

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson on December 22, 2012

The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper on December 11, 2012

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C. on September 7, 2012

I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C. on September 7, 2012
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At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.

Submitted by: jossyboy on September 6, 2012

That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Submitted by: Anika on July 31, 2012

You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!

Submitted by: vsmartt on July 18, 2012

Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.

Submitted by: isabella owens on July 16, 2012

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