When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. – Phyllis Diller
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. – Mary Schmich
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – Pope John XXIII
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. – Gloria Pitzer
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest person I know.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. – Samuel Johnson
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – Maurice Chevalier
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – Euripedes
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Father Larry Lorenzoni
Look at the bright side, 10 years ago today you turned 40.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. – James Thurber
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – Robert Southey
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
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