Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

Submitted by: nuttha

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

Submitted by: autumn streath

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben

When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

Submitted by: Bruce K

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer

Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Submitted by: Lila

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