Over the hill, jumping the gun, look out suckers, here I come!
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Happy Birthday! Just another year closer to being that crazy cat lady…
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
They are not grey hairs! They are my wisdom highlights! I just happen to be extremely wise!
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
Lordy lordy look whos forty.
50 – Over the Hill and Pickin’ Up Speed!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
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