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Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

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Lordy lordy look whos forty.

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I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

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The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

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Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

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50, ha! I remember my first Vi*gra.b

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Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

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You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

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Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

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People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

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My birthday…another great day in history.

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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

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From the bottom of my heart, I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes and gifts and for those who didn’t do anything, shame on you.

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
– Jo Brand

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I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

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Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

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It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

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I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

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