Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
Lordy lordy look whos forty.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone. The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
50, ha! I remember my first Vi*gra.b
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
My birthday…another great day in history.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
From the bottom of my heart, I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes and gifts and for those who didn’t do anything, shame on you.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – Jo Brand
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
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