Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia on April 12, 2013

They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: on August 9, 2011

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york on April 10, 2013

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat on April 11, 2013

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju on February 5, 2013

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa on February 5, 2013

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben on July 10, 2010

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx on March 23, 2013

Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony on May 28, 2012

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.
Jerry Seinfeld

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie on July 11, 2011

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma on March 17, 2012

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj on June 4, 2012

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D on November 27, 2010

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly on February 6, 2011

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