Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. – Woody Allen
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. – Groucho Marx
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot. – Minnie Pearl
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
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