Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.

Submitted by: George Valentine on March 30, 2012

For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.

Submitted by: Santosh Jindal on February 17, 2012

A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.

Submitted by: Aswin on February 13, 2012

Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)

Submitted by: DroidTsuenik9 on January 23, 2012

Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.

Submitted by: dsgidden on January 19, 2012

Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.

Submitted by: raina on January 18, 2012

100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle on December 23, 2011

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah on December 19, 2011

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:

that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR on December 18, 2011

Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi on December 16, 2011

9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved on December 15, 2011

An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi on December 13, 2011

Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.

Submitted by: jasmineaqua on December 6, 2011

I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.

Submitted by: Toks on November 24, 2011

They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92 on November 11, 2011

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