Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo on September 14, 2011

Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel on June 21, 2011

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx

Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

Submitted by: Juknow on May 24, 2012

Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.

Submitted by: William Mocca on January 11, 2011

You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.

Submitted by: George Valentine on March 30, 2012

Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!

Submitted by: Ralph ABK6 on September 21, 2010

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.

Submitted by: Mariano Munoz on January 8, 2013

Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.

Submitted by: Just a girl on November 10, 2012

A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.

Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.

Submitted by: yuri on August 21, 2012

I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar on April 6, 2011

Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.

Submitted by: Samuel on August 9, 2011

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